Conversation I had with my mom and why she probably thinks I need to be admitted to a psych ward.....
Me: question...deer are completely herbivores right?
Mom: why?I think so
Me: well we were driving home last night and there was a perfectly alive deer standing along the highway but his mouth was all red like he was eating something bloody and then i thought maybe they lick other deer to heal wounds like dogs do
Mom: maybe he was shot and dying.
Me: and then i decided that it was a zombie deer
Mom: or got hit had a concussion has a brain tumor etc
Me: pretty sure it was a zombie and it eats brains
Mom: You would
My mommy loves me lol
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